Wednesday, January 13, 2021

The T.E.T. - Just got more challenging.

 Greetings. Alb here. Triple locked down but still of sound mind and body. ‘VUI – 202012/01’is now lapping at the door of 'The Old Sidevalve Bar'. I ain't taking no chances so I've stuffed newspaper in all the cracks and keyholes. Glad to report for now that seems to be keeping the mutant at bay. 

If life wasn't tough enough the challenge to ride the T.E.T. has taken on another dimension. What do hungry T.E.T.ers eat whilst riping through the endless miles of Flanders mud?  Having been brought up on Yorkshireshire 'power-foods' I was expecting to take some in my waxed Barbour jacket pockets. (Last thing you need when out in the wilds is a change of diet causing a loose bowel....and furz in den lederhosen)

Pocket snacks-

Guiseley Growlers - Tony Woods Butchers.


Wensleydale Cheese.-If ever a cheese was designed for men on a mans mission this is it! Best balanced on a Jacobs cracker with an accompanying pickled onion or a goodly wedge on rich fruit cake.
But what's this????? Teddies thrown out of the cot!!!!! Dutch and French wearing large Brexit hats!!!!

Confiscating wholesome scran? Eeee cor blooming blimey!!!!We're banned....along wi' us sarnies.

"No..everything is confiscated"....             Phuff.....Even the brot?

Hey guys...I'm getting mi machine ready and I'm coming....No worries. 

Till next time - stay safe and keep the old flag flying and the Homebrew flowing.




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